validx2:

When ya homie hit you wit the “Draw 4” in Uno

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putachild:

reoffend:

My bath bomb decided to turn my bath into a Van Gough painting

How you do that
The person I reblogged this from is hella rad

childishflamingo:

my favorite thing in stories is when the antagonist doesn’t die, but instead they realize they were being kind of a stupid dick (maybe because the protagonist saved them or something) and then they have to kind of awkwardly tag along with the heroes in order to make up for their mistakes and gradually become slightly less evil

transvex:

she wears short skirts i wear mage robes

reblog if you want anonymous opinions of you

boomsticks-and-firewater:

puellamagidolaon:

lovrdlogic:

When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.

allthebeautifulthings9828:

I smell it in the air. It’s coming.

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Halloween season.

STOP DEFENDING THE FUCKING COPS

jeopordize:

insearchof-losttime:

*unless they’re good cops who actually do their job properly, because cops are people too

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